Dain?

Yellow represent bangla
Green represent what I'm thinking/heard

Bangla: Dain?
KWEE: *who is dain?* "I donno dain"
Bangla: "You no dain?!" (looking shocked and suprised)
KWEE: *you know dain?" "Huh? No, I donno dain"

Bangla think for a few seconds...

Bangla: "Your name?"

Superman can fly, so can I

Bangla are Superman, they have...

1. SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH
2. Ability to ENDURE different types of weather
3. AMOUR-PIERCING Body, in fact is belly

but they just can't fly.



jumped off a moving lorry, and kena 3-days MC.
my dear bangla just forgot his RED underwear that day...












Sorry if my mood swing affected anyone of you these days
I'm still trying my best to get used waking up 5am in the morning

HEATECH JIETONG PTE LTD

My company is so big you could run 2.4km around the perimeter, if you run at least 50 times around it.


My workplace, yes, workshop for 6 weeks.


My bangla, my friends.

For you, my only..

"I know it's not enough to say I'm sorry
Maybe I'm to blame
Or maybe were the same
But either way I can’t breathe
Either way I can’t breathe"

"Goodbye", Secondhand serenade

Its been so long since I last heard from you, to be exact 3 whole months from today. I went through the worst birthday ever in my life, thinking what you said to me last night. For the next every single day, I have been asking the same question to myself.

I hate myself for letting you go, hate myself for not doing anything to even try. Because I knew, I can't promised anything.

I miss your voice, I miss the smell of your hair, your laughter, the silence, the morning call, the late night talks, the quarrel, the bus ride, the photos, the time spend together, I miss everything about you.

I love you, I still do..

Colour-Blindness

I'm COLOUR BLIND, and I'm proud of it.

Highlight to see the answer: 25
Highlight to see the answer: 29
Highlight to see the answer: 45
Highlight to see the answer: 56
Highlight to see the answer: 6
Highlight to see the answer: 8

I can't make a sense out of this, and its giving school nurse headache cause they think I'm wasting their time and trying to be funny.

Youngest Olympics Weight-Lifting Gold Medalist

I mean "soon"

Starhub just can't stop showing my warm-up set on the TV behind

Starhub hate RED

How political can this world be?

"...the higher your ball lands, the higher your chance of winning this FOOTBALL COOLER. But if you hit this RED STRIPS, you are OUT! Understand? Starhub love green, you hit red you are OUT! Its okay if you don't understand, go home and ask your father mother they will tell you why"

during a game show when the emcee explaining the rules to a bunch of kids

"OH MY GOD"

*falls to the ground deliberately*

"Why are you wearing this TOOT and TOOT colour?!"

*pointing at a 5years-old kid wearing a orange top and red shorts*

"Starhub don't like this TOOT and TOOT colour!"

during another game show

"What is starhub favourite colour?"

during Q&A segment

*disturbing this bangla dancing on stage*

"Wah ah neh, you dance good good"

during a dancing segment for adults

"You will win this fabulous FOOTBALL COOLER, it basically cools your football! I can't believe I repeated this joke for 3days in a row, sorry its too addicting. Anyway, it just cools your canned drinks inside this football shape cooler"

emcee entertaining himself on stage

I love the emcee

Spend the weekends 8th, 9th and 10th August, with some DB seniors and alumni and classmate working for "Celebrate the Spirit of Olympics with Starhub" roadshow. Basically my job requirement is to pack 100+ goodies bag a day, assist that interesting emcee in stage games, and chasing off kids AND AH PEK from climbing onto the stage.

Why kids?
It was because they dream of becoming a superstar like me one day. Standing on stage charming everyone else and having spotlights shining on him, but don't know that actually gor gor is just doing his job as a stage crew only.

Why AHPEK?
It was because they hope of catching a glimpse of zaogeng from those Olympics contestant wearing swimming suit diving and doing somersault on television.

Overall: Good job, good money, good babes =)

Rest in peace

In memory of Kai Xun, 1990-2008

Cause of death : Pineapple head disease, Overstretching of chest muscle, Mega biceps that blocked his arteries.

Singaporeans "ROCKS"

Example 1: Singaporeans "Bo-chap" attitude
Scene: Bus 960, 2nd last row left seat.

KWEE: *accidentally drop handphone, searched but didn't see anything*
*waited for few stops, since bus is too crowded*
KWEE: *went out and start searching again*
Gentleman A: "Hello. You searching for something?"
KWEE: "My handphone"
Gentleman A: "Do you want me to call your handphone for you?"
KWEE: "Alright thanks, 94562..."
Lady A: "You searching for your handphone? Just now the bangla take and went down already"

Moral of story: Thanks Lady A, you were just sitting beside the bangla...

Example 2: Singaporeans "Just-spoilt-my-day" attitude
Scene: Bus 960, 2nd last row left seat.

*1 stop before my destination, my bus break down...*

Moral of story: Sorry, I'm too young to pay income tax. But my mother did pay, please fix your bus.

Example 3: Singaporeans "Ignorant" Attitude
Scene: Mandarin Oriental, Level 5 "Open-air-buffet-dinner-or-something"

Girl A: "UNCLE, can I have a glass of ice water please?"
KWEE: "Sure, hold on for a moment"
*take ice water*
KWEE: "Hello girl, your ice water"
Girl A: *hide behind her mother*

Moral of story: I'm not the wolf in "The Three Little Pigs"






But the fireworks totally make my day =)
I shall work on national day itself hahaha!