Monday, August 11, 2008

Starhub hate RED

How political can this world be?



"...the higher your ball lands, the higher your chance of winning this FOOTBALL COOLER. But if you hit this RED STRIPS, you are OUT! Understand? Starhub love green, you hit red you are OUT! Its okay if you don't understand, go home and ask your father mother they will tell you why"

during a game show when the emcee explaining the rules to a bunch of kids


"OH MY GOD"
*falls to the ground deliberately*
"Why are you wearing this TOOT and TOOT colour?!"
*pointing at a 5years-old kid wearing a orange top and red shorts*
"Starhub don't like this TOOT and TOOT colour!"


during another game show


"What is starhub favourite colour?"


during Q&A segment


*disturbing this bangla dancing on stage*
"Wah ah neh, you dance good good"


during a dancing segment for adults


"You will win this fabulous FOOTBALL COOLER, it basically cools your football! I can't believe I repeated this joke for 3days in a row, sorry its too addicting. Anyway, it just cools your canned drinks inside this football shape cooler"


emcee entertaining himself on stage

I love the emcee

Spend the weekends 8th, 9th and 10th August, with some DB seniors and alumni and classmate working for "Celebrate the Spirit of Olympics with Starhub" roadshow. Basically my job requirement is to pack 100+ goodies bag a day, assist that interesting emcee in stage games, and chasing off kids AND AH PEK from climbing onto the stage.

Why kids?
It was because they dream of becoming a superstar like me one day. Standing on stage charming everyone else and having spotlights shining on him, but don't know that actually gor gor is just doing his job as a stage crew only.

Why AHPEK?
It was because they hope of catching a glimpse of zaogeng from those Olympics contestant wearing swimming suit diving and doing somersault on television.

Overall: Good job, good money, good babes =)

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